Apple Bottom Jeans!!

Yesterday, I was at my local Goodwill store and came across an amazing find-- real life Apple Bottom Jeans!!! Of course I had to try them on, but sadly they were really ugly and waaay too tight. Perhaps that's the way one is supposed to wear them, but I felt that, even for at the bargain price of $3.99, I should probably spare the rest of the world. And it just wouldn't have felt right to wear them sans boots (with the fur).