Gahanna Deer

Dear Deer,

Please try to refrain from jumping out in front of my car as I drive to work in the early hours of the morning. Remember, the grass is not always greener on the other side of Hamilton Road. I understand that your family members were in Gahanna far before it was known as Gahanna, but I unfortunately can not undo the suburban infrastructure that has been put in place for quite a few decades. Please remember to look both ways if you must cross the aforementioned road because I would really rather not hit you.

Thanks for your understanding.

Your friend,

Cate Daily